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Retirement Order Form

Retirement Example please note: this will displayed via a popup window.

Price
Retirement Speech, Message or Poem, delivery up to 5 working days: £69.99
Add Express Delivery 1 working day: extra £29.99
Your Name:
Your Email:
Name of person retiring:
What retirement?
Date of Retirement:
Type of Speech:(click as many as you like)
TraditionalPoem (in rhyme)
StoryPoem (not in rhyme)
You Tell Us
Tone of Speech:(click as many as you like)
Sincere Flippant Vulgar
Funny serious Cheeky
Warm Outrageous Sloppy
You Tell Us
Personal Information
Provide as many facts about person below:
E.g. Takes 20 minutes to put her shoes on
Provide details of as many funny anecdotes / episodes as you can.
PLEASE REMEMBER: Your finished speech will only be as good as the information you provide us with, please be as detailed as possible