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Birthday Messages, Birthday Poems and Birthday Speeches

Jumpers? cds? A bottle? Buying for birthdays is really difficult. Often, we resort to the standard 'safe' gifts which are okay, but instantly forgettable. Show how much you care with a personal poem which will last forever. We can write funny, sincere, sloppy, cheeky, serious, flippant - anything in fact. Don't fancy giving a poem? What about a story with them as the main character? A song to go with a well-known tune that you can sing to them at a special event? If you can imagine it, we can write it. All you need to do is make sure you give us enough information - the more detail you provide, the better the end result. Take a look at our order form - fill it with as much information as you can, and we'll create something really special.

Birthday Speech, Poem or Message: £69.99
Express Delivery(additional cost): £29.99

All speeches, poems and messages are completed within 5 working days unless you paid the additional cost of express delivery, where delivery will be in 24 hours from the time you purchased it. All speeches, messages and poems will be delivered via email you provide. For further info please go to terms

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A Typical Example of Papa's Day

Papa – there are some things we had to say,
‘Cause no-one’s thought of ‘Papa Day’,
We need to show how much we care,
And that it doesn’t matter about your hair.

We love to sneak upstairs and go,
For tickly toes and radio,
You sit up, bleary-eyed and yawning,
‘Cause you didn’t go to bed ‘till three in the morning.

You make us lovely Brio tracks,
And although Daddy calls you “Anorak”,
We love it when you play with trains,
(Even when we’re being a pain).
At booking breaks, you are the best,
Whether London, Paris or Budapest,
For weeks you’ve known where you want to go,
(And think that Nana doesn’t know).

We’re glad you came to Disneyland,
When you were scared, we held your hand,
We think that we should go back soon,
So we don’t forget the ‘Small World’ tune.

So thank-you Papa for being you,
We think you rather like us too,
We know we give you so much pleasure,
Love Scary Monster and Little Treasure.

  • "This really is one of those rare companies that deliver exactly what they promise. My wife's poem was amazing. It was funny yet genuine - I could never of balanced it so well."
    S Atkins, Bedfordshire
  • "Floating Fish managed to write something truly wonderful - I could never have done it so well."
    Mrs F Jakins, Cornwall.